It occurred to me this afternoon that we don't need any textbooks. All we need is an Animaniacs DVD or, better yet, YouTube. I'm serious here. If your children just memorize these clips they'll have learned a year's worth of info and you can be done with the school year in the first day. Two if they're slow.
U. S. History and Geography
And for Theology....The Simpsons, of course
You're welcome! I'm so glad I could help you out as you prepare for the new year.
The lesson to all of you homeschooling moms? Let the kids watch lots of TV and then send them out to play.