This afternoon I was listening to the sound of my children playing in the next room when I heard my 6 year old daughter say, "And then we laughed like circus clowns as they squealed for mercy...."
Almost too afraid to know the answer, I queried, "Baby, what are you doing?"
"Nothing, Mommy. I'm just playing with my dolls."
Dude, I'm totally sleeping with one eye open around here.