San Antonio has been a fun vacation for all of us (although I think I'm about ready to go home now) except for poor #5. Our 3-year-old has been having a rough time of it. He seems to have picked up a stalker here. I haven't seen him (?) yet, but he's sure been causing us a lot of trouble.
It began in the car when "Somebody spilled my water on my shirt." We initially laughed off his "somebody," but we're taking him seriously now.
At the Alamo, "Somebody stepped on my foot." On the Riverwalk, "Somebody got sun in my eyes.
I started looking around for this evil do-er, but must have been looking in the wrong direction because then "Somebody drank all my milk."
But it wasn't until he wailed that "Somebody peed in my underwear" that we knew what kind of criminal mastermind was really at work.
Hopefully when we leave San Antonio "Somebody" will stay behind and we can get back to his brothers "Not Me" and "I dunno." I've learned the secrets of their evil long ago.
**Update- When we got home I decided that Somebody could stay. He does laundry. No fooling. #5 walked up to me and said "Somebody needs to wash my blanket." I blinked at him and then said "He does laundry?" "Yes." I don't care how much trouble Somebody causes. Anybody who does laundry is alright by me.
6 comments:
Now that's funny!
Ahhhh, that's one smart child you have. And the benefit of having a lot of siblings - you learn early on that you can always blame something on somebody :)
"Somebody peed in my underwear." ha ha
Hope you're having fun in San Antonio. Remember to ask to see the Alamo's basement.
LOL! This is the funniest post ever! Brilliant! I need a somebody in my life.
Too cute! May you have safe travels.
I'm sorry to correct you, but I believe that that set of triplets are all girls. Being as sneaky as they are...subtle, too. Definitely above the skill calibre of the average testosterone enhanced individual. ;-)
Hopefully you will have a safe time down there, and a safe, uneventful trip home...
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