Okay, this is a serious question. What is the statute of limitations of using the excuse "We just moved"? As in, the neighbor comes over and the house is not as clean as I would wish it to be and she says "Oh, don't worry about it, you just moved."
I know that there are time limits on these things.....like baby fat. I don't think you can claim "I had a baby" as your excuse for that extra flab when your youngest is out of college.
How long do I have before my "You just moved" window runs out?