"What did you learn in Sunday School this morning?" I asked my 4 year old son.
"They locked Jesus in a cave," he replied.
"They did? Who did?"
"The two Marys," he answered." They catched him and locked him in a cave because he was dead."
"Really? Why would they do that?"
"Because they thought he was evil."
"You're sure about that? The two Marys locked him in a cave because he was evil?"
"Yes, and then he got out because he had the key so they killed him and put him back."
"Who killed him?" I asked as I struggled to conceal my amusement.
"The two Marys!" He said.
"Okay," I answered, just a little happy that at least he's trying to listen. "#4, what did you learn today?"
"I learned Jesus wasn't killed by the two Marys"