" I know who you're voting for this November," I laughingly said to the other big family mama at the pool this morning.
"Really?" Her eyebrows went up. "Because we live in this neighborhood so we must be Republicans?"
"Oh, we have a big family so we must be LDS?" (That's another way of saying Mormon, y'all.)
She frowned a bit. "Is it because we're white?"
"No. It's because I overheard you talking to your 4 year old, and his name is Romney."