Go check it out.
Are you back? Are you as scared as I am? One tick bite and no more burgers? Seriously? I'm not sure I could go on in a life without hamburgers.
I smell a plot here. An evil, mad scientist kinda plotty plot plot. PETA's behind it. I just know it.
|The crazy guy trying to ruin your 4th of July Bar-be-Que|
PETA got some mad scientist guy to cook up a tick and then as further proof of their evil, they named it after Texas.
|The Lone Star Tick|
(Pant! Pant! Gasp!)
The horror of this is overwhelming to me. There's only one thing to do about all of this.
Go shopping. (That's right...I'm dealing with my fear through retail therapy....judgy judger person....)
But here's where I'm smart....that tick picture is on grass! Know where grass is? Outside. Guess what's not outside? The mall with its air conditioning and shoe stores.
|It's my happy place. Truly.|
Seriously....I'm not going outside until the threat has passed, or until summer is over.....which is okay with me because this is Texas and it's just too darn hot here to be outside.